Friday, August 29, 2008
7:00 AM - Outside! My favorite thing!
8:00 AM - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 AM - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 AM - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 AM - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 PM - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
2:00 PM - Looked out the window and barked! My favorite thing!
3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
4:00 PM - Chased a bird out of the tree! My favorite thing!
5:00 PM - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
6:00 PM - Watched my people eat! My favorite thing!
6:20 PM - Table scraps! My favorite thing!
7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I Are fed Hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I Nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The Only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an Attempt to Disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their Feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it Clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made Condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards! There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was Placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my Confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my Tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and Snitches. The dog continues to receive special privileges. He is Regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He Is obviously retarded.
Thursday, August 28, 2008
-Page 31 of The Girl's Guide to Absolutely Everything by Melissa Kirsch
Sunday, August 24, 2008
Friday, August 22, 2008
"The best gift ever in life is to see your nephew's face light up on his birthday" ~ a Jersey girl who loves her nephew :P
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Just wanted to up date you guys on the waiter
Have a good day :)
Sunday, August 17, 2008
So last night when we were out to dinner at the Cheesecake Factory, the waiter next to us looked like I knew him from some were. So the whole night I'm thinking were I knew him from...well out of the blue I got it!!!! Some of my best friends took me out to dinner there about 2 years ago and we had that waiter. I think his name was Adam not sure. It was one of my best girls night out...well I always have a great time with them. It was a funny night because I had a throw a way camera so all four of us were taking pics of us and the tables around us. At the end of the dinner we end of giving it to the waiter. Last night all I wanted to ask him what ever did he do with the camera? If he ever printed out the pics? I didn't ask because I was on a date and I figure it was rude to ask the waiter that then have to explain to my date that story.....I really don't think guys understand it was just for fun and it wasn't something like we were trying to get this number or something :P
But in the end it was a nice night
Friday, August 8, 2008
Also like any other day my sister and I cracking jokes to one another! I work with my sister and she sits right behind me which I may add is the best! I couldn't ask for anything more. I really do love my sister and the time we spend together I really do take to heart (if you want to say it like that). I know I make it sound like she's dieing which she is not! But it really does mean a lot to me that I have a sister like her.
Well its Friday and about time for me to leave work. Have a great weekend!
Peace out girlscouts!!!!!
Thursday, August 7, 2008
I love my nephew...the faces he comes up with is the best!!!
My brother-in-law Gregg with Gavin and my sister Allison....these guys are the best. Even Gregg is not my blood brother but I love him like my brother and we call each other brother and sister.
Gavin & I on the beach together getting ready to put our feet in the water :)
"Gregg turn around...Allison is taking a pic" yeah well he didn't and if you cut each of us out then it would have been a cute pic. Oh yeah I did that because my sister was trying to get bad pics of me but I am way to quick for her :P
Gavin & I at the end of the day....both of us took a nap on the ride home!!!!
Look at his little cute arm holding his head up lol